Felix Dennis on How To Get Rich

Good fortune? The fact is

The more that you practise,

The harder you sweat,

The luckier you get.


Ideas? We’ve had ’em

Since Eve deceived Adam,

But take it from me

Execution’s the key.


The money? Just pester

A likely investor.

To get what you need

You toady to greed.


The talent? Go sign it!

But first, wine and dine it.

It’s tedious work

With a talented jerk.


Good timing? To win it

You gotta be in it.

Just never be late

To quit or cut bait.


Expansion? It’s vanity!

Profit is sanity.

Overhead begs

To walk on two legs.


The first step? Just do it

And bluff your way through it.

Remember to duck!

God speed…


and good luck!

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